Confucius Cat Says is a collection of quotes and definitions modified so as to look like they are said from the perspective of a cat.
Some of them were really clever and funny, some just felt forced.
The book as a whole didn't have much sense or I just couldn't find the point of it. This could have been so much better if it actually had a plot and continuity.
I can't say it was horrible either, but I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. Ok, maybe just to those crazy-cat-lovers out there who would find adorable and/or hilarious anything related to cats.
I'm glad I got it free from Amazon, otherwise I would be a little pissed off...